January 2010
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December 2009
87 posts
Asobi Sekusu - New Years
Kate Beaton Needs to get on this
Will: Have you ever "requested an introduction" on connexion? I do NOT understand it
Me: I know! It makes me think of like... calling cards and Jane Austen. "Mr. Bingley, who is that nelly queen over by the disco ball? Do introduce me at once!"
Will: Totally. Poppers and Prejudice. Without the ascots and or hoop skirts.
Me: I don't know, there are prolly some older local guys who are into that.
Will: Absolutely, under "what I'm looking for:"
Me: "Silk Ascot seeking Boned Corset: I'm looking for Victorian leather daddies, heavy into bonded-worker/task master and/or cross-class Regency role playing. I'm a bad little boy from Cheapside locked in the east wing of the manner, will you be my negligent uncle back from the East Indies? No fatties, no femmes."
Pact with the Devil
I was reading a story in a book of modern re-tellings of fairytales. In this one, Eve is a painter without inspiration who unwittingly sells her soul to the devil so she can capture apples perfectly in paint.
I suprised myself by thinking, “Yeah, that sounds reasonable”
So I thought, “What I would I sign in blood for?” The first thing that came to mind was to create the...
HOLY SHIT
Revelation: A Brontosaurus could totally suck its own dick.
MIND BLOWN.
“This complete box set gathers together all nine thousand and fourteen episodes...”
– Inside the jacket of the Black Books DVD.
Why yes, I am going to hell!
“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”
– Oliver Reed
Pepsi has 40g of sugar. Here's what that looks... →
white-crow:
jewdar:
malloreigh:
stalman:
How many cans of soda do *you* drink a day?
SO GROSS. i do not drink sodapop.
I drink Pepsi like water. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
This. The kicker? Most juices have the same if not more sugar.
“Oh how nice is this? I’ve got all my ranga friends with me.”
– - awful, discriminative me (via white-crow)
RANGA GANGA!
Flippin' sweet. →
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I have a formspring now for some reason
cambamalot:
K go.
I like the idea of this (even if I was a bit disappointed that the link didn’t lead to some sort of revolutionary springform cake pan).
